January 2012
16 posts
I'm looking for real jobs.
:/
For the first time in my life I am over 100 pounds
and my hips don’t look so much like little boy hips anymore.
I want to eat fried chicken until I die.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what...
fancycheesesandtacodip:
missgreed:
hiptoyourjive:
acidprince:
tw0deadboys:
This is actually something I would love to know PLEASE do it.
oh yes this is nice.
i like this one
dis b nice
omgggggggggg yessssssssssss
(although i have my own opinion on who i am most like, but still dis cool so doettt)
Humor me.
December 2011
12 posts
ketchupandbeer:
Blister In The Sun
by Violent...
My name means "supplanter."
That’s a little different than most names.
Woo!
Done with rhetoric paper! Onward to clothes and food and class and then finish self evaluation!
Five pages.
I will write three prior to 2pm and two at 7pm.
This is the goal.
Nine more pages.
NINE.
FUCK.
Final Papers.
Fourteen more pages to write by Tuesday.
Slow writer.
Let’s get cozy, computer.
November 2011
15 posts
“What I can honestly say, is that once I’ve moved past this, I will do...”
– owner announcing the closing of the venue I work at.
You should date an illiterate girl. →
magalomania:
You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and...
CATS ARE SO CUTE MY HEART MIGHT EXPLODE.
“Our entire society is based on discontent. People wanting more and more and...”
– Tana French, The Likeness (via cultureofresistance)
“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
– NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)
Profoundly irresponsible.
(via librarysciences)
Stop all that censorship noise. Email your... →
I was going to post a sexy No Shave November photo
but my webcam sucks so you can’t see my glorious hair.
October 2011
12 posts
1 tag
CRAIGSLIST
Y U NO REPLY TO MY BICYCLE INQUIRIES?
Guess I'm skipping French today.
DGAF.
Busily thinking of misogyny in terms of...
Women are the “gate keepers”.
Sounds terribly Freudian.